still have chunky lungs
Darth Vader has nothing on me
my cat's scared shitless

by the way kittens
I'd totally love it if
said cat shat glitter

Yet another friend
succumbs to matrimony
whence goes the singles?

My spinster vanguard
Is now defecting, those jerks!
Wh-oh, look! Some cake!

Ants crawled in my ear
No, I'm fucking serious!
Ahhhhhhhhh so grosss aaaahhhh aaaaaahhhhh!!!!!

this week has blown chunks
locking myself out was first
then falling down stairs

two month-old cookies
taste like post office failure
but still delicious

HMOs still suck
Why's my doctor in Skid Row?
HealtNet douche suck FAIL

Kittens.

HMOs suck ass
Cold spicy noodles make WIN
I deserve 'bot toys